Pitch person 1: I REALLY liked Hidden Fortress, Mifune was so cool. Let's update it and remake it.!
Pitch person 2: And let's get a love story in there too...Let's see if someone from Arashi will do it!
Pitch person 1: Yeah yeah! And then lets have explosions and the princess be like a guy but not.
Pitch person 1 Ohh and we have to make a gay joke in there....

Producer: Sounds GREAT! Let's do it!

Still love the original, glad I got to take this off my PTW. Hope MJ's fake beard in his Hokkaido special is better than the one here.