The Gigolo (2015)

Soft Core Porn + Cheesy comedy

Rewatch rating is ZERO, but they wont let you do that, so that's why it got a 1.

LIKES:
The yacht and the Ferrari were nice.
The music was okay.
The videographer understood how to use a film stabilizer.
The comedy was over the top, it was extra cheesy, but a few times I laughed.
The women that Fung "dated" (all of them) were beautiful (yes even the one that loved food).

DISLIKES:
Editing:
other than the brief pic of Fung’s dick in the first few minutes of the movie, we got to see his ass and his nice abs. WAY too much tits and ass from all the women. This was obviously edited to encourage male viewership.
Writing:
Rape in any format is still rape and this movie condoned it; both when the women did it and the men.
The use of drugs, wasn’t needed and didn’t add anything to the story. Too much sex scenes so their impact was lost.
Why even bother showing Fung as a high school student, he looks WAY older. College maybe, not high school.
FX:
The ridiculous spraying water moments, actually made me laugh, it was so cringy.
There’s a tongue that is almost ALIEN it’s so long, it looked like rubber.
SOUNDS:
As with everything else, the sounds were a little off beat, like when something has bad dubbing.

OVERALL:
This wasn’t sexy at all, just overly stupid and very cheesy. This was soft core porn only because it didn’t show the intrusive and sexually graphic part of intercourse. It came pretty damn close to being hardcore though. This was for a male dominated viewership. The ending happened fast and I didn’t even mind, because this was a waste of time. Not even Dominic Ho’s abs could save this movie. I can’t believe this got a sequel! I won’t watch it.

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