Monster Marathon October 2023

More teeth than the first one

Scary bad

Freaky mask and what constitutes demonic behavior

Outer space action and a big chicken Kaiju

Sexist and had instances of animal abuse.  Only Sammo's fights shone in this film, that and a hopping vampire. 

Way too long.  Big bad was compelling.  The blonde dominatrix was an interesting choice for a children's movie.

Mila was badass, loved Tony Jaa in it, and I'm always happy to see the quirky Ron Perlman.  Not much of a story but great monsters. 

Hilariously bad rendition of King Kong.  Land sharks.  That's all I'm going to say.

I found the mystical elements confusing.  What wasn't confusing was the chemistry Ni Ni had with Bai Yu

Very slow slice of life murder mystery ghost story that did get a little bloody near the end.

Almost 40 year olds cast as college kids was bizarre.  The female ghost was good, but the sex crazed ghosts influencing people in an apartment bldg was over the top.

Despite being highly motivated to crush cities, the Kaiju looking for their baby fell flat.

Billed as a monster on a mountain...not

Hopping Vampires!

Reworking of Gojira only Varan could fly.  Supposed to be made for tv so a bit cheaply made. 

One of those classic comedic kung fu flicks that hasn’t aged well. The fights were good but the middle was super draggy. 

Felt more like a drama episode

Hopping Vampires!

Disjointed story and lacking in suspense

.5 bump for a female director and one of the few slapstick comedies that made me laugh in a few places

Worst thing a monster movie can be----boring